黑疯婆子的葬礼

简介：A quick glimpse at the cast for this film would make any horror fan giddy with glee. The actual movie doesn't live up to those high expectations, but it's far from being all bad. Desi Arnaz Jr. (!) plays an author who makes a crazy $20,000 bet with his publisher that he could write a great novel in only 24 hours. To do so, the publisher gives him the keys to an old abandoned house where he won't be disturbed. Not true. Once he gets there he is interrupted by a multitude of guests including a family which consists of John Carradine, Sheila Keith, Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. They are gathered there in a twisted family reunion to release their brother from the room he's been imprisoned in for forty years. Even Christopher Lee drops by as Corrigan, the man who has just purchased the house. Soon, they realize that the caged brother is loose and out for revenge.　　What a great plotline and what a dream cast! This movie should have been a hell of a lot better. It's hard to pinpoint the exact problems with the film, but I would venture to say that the lack of lighting was a major fault. Sure the house has no electricity but I think they took the title of the movie a little too literally. Scenes after scenes are barely visible and the actors' faces are undecipherable. Only the moments in the main dinning hall are well lit. Also, the great actors are given very little to do. Cushing gets a few chuckles as the scared brother but Price, Lee and especially Carradine are somewhat wasted here. Well, at least Price gets the best line of the film `Please don't interrupt me while I am soliloquizing.' And on the plus side, the story has enough twists and turns throughout to keep one`s interest and the ending, while a bit of a cop-out, manages to surprise.

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曾是特工的家庭主夫姜武（黄政民 饰）被卷入危险的任务，同样牵连其中的刑警妻子美善（廉晶雅 饰）却浑然不知他的过去，婚姻这下受到了终极考验。

简介：恐怖的吸血鬼一直是影坛极爱采用的题材，但是这个题材交到搞笑见长的艾迪墨菲手上，却有不一样的新意。＂我＂片中墨菲饰演能随意幻化外貌的吸血鬼麦克斯，为了繁衍下一代，他来到世界之都－纽约，找寻合适的对象。女警丽塔是麦克斯看中的对象，他使出混身解数展开追求，但却遭到百般阻挠···。本片中墨菲变换了数种面貌、造型变化多端，令观众时时刻刻都有惊奇，而吸血鬼题材向来所见的惊悚感，配上本片刻意营造的喜剧特色，综合出一般又惊又喜的感受。

简介：自从皮特罗吉尼的团伙在Sopox生产实验室被抓之后，他们被关到了不同的监狱。在天堂皇后监狱，皮特罗一直提醒当局一个疯子合成了神经毒气而且准备进行一场屠杀，但没有人相信他。因此他想办法转到莱比比亚监狱只为见到掌握重要线索的穆莱那。之后皮特罗想把所有由大学研究员组成的团伙重 新召集在一起……

简介：华小帅性格腼腆懦弱，时常陷入自我幻想中无法自拔。刚进大学就被“热心”学长强势欺负。又因为性格内向无法融入集体，三个室友为了帮助他走出自我，决定“强迫”他追求班花、做自我激励训练。然而事与愿违，华小帅屡屡挫败，意外不断，期间杀出跑车男来搅局，华小帅阴差阳错被班花“指定”成男友，他还没来得及高兴又“被分手”了，经历了短暂的“爱情”波折后华小帅反而有所领悟。在一次偶遇交通事故中，华小帅的内心彻底被点燃，他挺身而出拦下肇事的跑车男，同时也认识了郝玉清，从此他也逐渐打开心门，勇敢地做自己。小帅和三个好兄弟上演了一出爆笑青春成长故事。

简介：貌不惊人的李茶（宋阳 饰）希望和土豪之女结为夫妇，他从未谋过面的姑妈（卢靖姗 饰）成为他婚姻的最大支柱。土豪的公司经营陷入困境，因此急于攀附李茶那位有钱的姑妈。土豪大女婿梁杰瑞（艾伦 饰）也是个见钱眼开的家伙，得知自己老爹破产时，他甚至建议老爹去向李茶的姑妈求婚。一群厚 颜无耻之人翘首以盼，谁曾想姑妈却迟迟未来。众人愁眉苦脸，却独独乐坏了梁杰瑞公司的小人物黄沧海（黄才伦 饰）。沧海跑进原本为姑妈准备的别墅好好享受一番，结果阴差阳错被众人当做姑妈捧上云霄，得知内情的李茶和梁杰瑞干脆将计就计。　　另一方面，姑妈不顾随从（王成思 饰）的阻拦，隐藏身份偷偷潜入海岛，更将这场闹剧引向了不可预测的方向……

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唐僧师徒途经忘川河，因激怒河神而误入西梁女界。闯入其中，众人才发现这个国家只有女性，并且建国以来此地就没来过男性。而且国中立有祖训，将男人视为天敌。典籍中更有预言，指明有朝一日，会有东土而来的僧人带着一只猴子、一头猪和一个小蓝人闯入其中。他们到来之日，便是女儿国走向毁灭之时。

简介：从小到大，董晓瑞（张蓝心 饰）都是个不折不扣的“假小子”，谁说假小子不能有春天？在董晓瑞的心里，青梅竹马的好友王峥（贺彬 饰）正是她深深爱慕的对象。然而，当董晓瑞鼓起勇气向王峥表白之时，换来的却是委婉的拒绝，深感受到伤害的董晓瑞决定远走他乡，前往大都市打拼，以证明自己的价值和能力。　　一次偶然中，董晓瑞被知名设计师斯蒂文（胡兵 饰）相中成为了首席模特，但之后斯蒂文的离开让董晓瑞重新坠入了水深火热之中，不仅事业受到重创，还处处遭到同事的排挤。之后，董晓瑞成为了腹黑设计师陈默（立威廉 饰）的助理，她的命运会因此而发生改变吗？

简介：A spoiled schoolgirl runs away from home, gets pregnant while hitchhiking, and ends up as a fashion model for a pair of beauticians who like to photograph women committing crimes.

简介：Anna is stuck she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to back the f-off. However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.

简介：相貌平平的车哲秀（姜至奂 饰）是一名业务干练的警官，但是他生活邋遢懒散，臭气熏天，出警用的车内堆满几百年没洗的脏衣服，脱下的臭袜子能直立站住，混在嫌疑犯堆儿里总会被受害人指认。某天，上司交给他和伙伴们一项重要任务，让他们派人假冒模特混入服装界，充当当红模特金善浩的保镖。所谓保镖，实际上是暗中搜查金善浩的犯罪证据。这个表面光鲜的模特暗中从事毒品勾当，甚至还杀害了此前监视他的警察。阴差阳错之下，车哲秀被选为卧底，借此机会还重逢了高中喜欢的女孩高英才。　　不过为了成为合格的模特，痴肥的车警官不得不在英才的监督下开始了减肥和培训的大业……

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奥黛丽（米拉·库妮丝 饰）和摩根（凯特·迈克金农 饰）两位好闺蜜，因奥黛丽前男友的间谍身份，意外被卷入一场国际阴谋，她们开始与各位杀手斗智斗勇，在一名可疑但有魅力的英国特工带领下，实施拯救世界的计划，在欧洲大陆上演惊心动魄又啼笑皆非的国际逃亡之旅。